girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have

boy: really??? i'm going to get another..

girl: heeeyyyy...

your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are

boy: really??? i'm going to get another..

girl: heeeyyyy...

your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are

by nina & 'lissa March 21, 2007

A mathematical relationship between two things that can be given by the equation y = kx, where k is a constant value.

In other words, when one object increases, another increases by the same amount.

In other words, when one object increases, another increases by the same amount.

The chance of toast hitting the buttered side-up is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

by Mickey_G_ February 26, 2021