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directumory

List of names and phone numbers from which one makes booty calls. In higher circles this list is probably considered one's "little black book". Listing may be of heterosexual or homosexual potential partners but the term intones potential for anal sex.
Nadia broke up with me so tonight I guess I will start dialing for dollars from my directumory.
directumory by izzyd September 21, 2007
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Urban Dictionary Gay Directory 

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.
The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.

spank bank directory 

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

Spaff Directory 

A rather amusing term for the Urban Dictionary!
"you know what is the best website in the world? the Spaff Directory!"

"What does Spaff mean? check the Spaff Directory!"
Spaff Directory by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

B2B Directory 

Businessimpex.com is a extensive online b2b directory of indian exporters, importers,manufacturer, wholesalers, suppliers of apparels, bicycle, auto parts, motor parts, fasteners, Forging, machine tools, power press, generators, briquette plants, Generators, hand tools and other engineering components.
Businessimpex is a extensive online b2b directory of indian exporters, importers,manufacturer, wholesalers, suppliers of apparels, bicycle, auto parts, motor parts, fasteners, Forging, machine tools, power press, generators, briquette plants, Generators, hand tools and other engineering components.
B2B Directory by Mick Denny May 21, 2011

no spank bank directory 

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

urban directory 

A misreading and mispronunciation of what is otherwise Urban Dictionary.
"Have you seen the Shamesung entry on Urban Directory!?"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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