Dicktonite
Dicktonite by Jawsh00 January 13, 2017
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dicktonite
A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.
dicktonite by lucyfur April 13, 2008
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dicktone
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dicktoaster
1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.
2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.
3) A dirty vagina
2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.
3) A dirty vagina
1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'
2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'
3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'
2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'
3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
dicktoaster by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009
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Dicktone
The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.
Dicktone by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013
dickmonster
1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.
dickmonster by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008
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