Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Banna: a subscriber of Onision who watches his video so obsessively they begin to peal their skin off while cannibalizing themselves to a point of death.

Most bannas, aka Onisons subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cansourous effects of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Banna: is a yellow fuirt normally found in the jungle and is normally eaten by humans and monkeys.
"Guy 1: hey , have you herd of Onision? Guy 2: oh, you mean the next butler? Guy 1: *kills himself*"

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by Banna_person November 20, 2017
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wrong spelling of Banana

coming from me who has terrible English
by Vanioke February 27, 2017
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“Banna”is the premium pass when the whole squad is about to jump on your case for your own tomfoolery. Just as it’s origins come from the own mishap of misspelling a simple word “banana”, the sacred gift of language that is “Banna” is an utmost respected code of great secrecy, it trumps all incoming roasts and cracks and can only be used by those deemed worthy by the high council.
Roger-“She was sitting there fixing up her pussy lips for me and I.....”

Roger-“Alright bro relax, let’s talk about something else then LMAO”
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banna is a 15 year old wank face who jerks off aggressivly atleast twice a day to people 2 years older than him, bannas are fat asses that are so random, bannas like eating ketchup and cheese with forks, and they like eating mayonnaise mixed with barbecue sauce. bannas usually like having affairs with bu khalil and fuck in a abulance occasionally. " so are you gonna murder me if i dance naked on the table"
jumaan: do you smell ketchup

tariq: yeah its a very strong smeel
*jumaan and tariq go to the school cafeteria*
*banna sitting there with a girl 2 years older than him "fatima milk" eating ketchup and cheese with fork"
by Cunty cow February 18, 2021
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