4 definitions by lucyfur
A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.
by lucyfur April 12, 2008
A trifecta of ugly - where looks, brains and personality are all far short of attractive, or even average.
by lucyfur June 30, 2009
A special extra-strength shampoo, guaranteed to make even Kirsten Dunst's hooch smell fresh like spring rain.
Yeah, I was having trouble getting John to give me a good tongue-lashing "down there," but since I tried that kiki shampoo, I can't get his tongue out of my panties!
by lucyfur April 11, 2008
1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
by lucyfur August 21, 2008