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dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.
Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick
by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016
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Dickbiter

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.
by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008
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dickometer

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
by angusvox April 26, 2009
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dickmometer

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014
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dikometer

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.
Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!
by vntrusso March 12, 2008
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dickopter

(to) dickopter is basically spinning the penis of yourself so fast that it just goes in circles
When George spins his hips when he's nacked, his dickopter is spinning fast as fuck.
by Neylonium May 30, 2017
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dickmite

a completely annoying person in any form
Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.
by Fake Name January 27, 2005
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