dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

Dickbiter

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

dickometer

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

by angusvox April 26, 2009

dickmometer

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.

Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

dikometer

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.

Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!

by vntrusso March 12, 2008

dickopter

(to) dickopter is basically spinning the penis of yourself so fast that it just goes in circles

When George spins his hips when he's nacked, his dickopter is spinning fast as fuck.

by Neylonium May 30, 2017

dickmite

a completely annoying person in any form

Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.

by Fake Name January 27, 2005