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dicktoaster 

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina

1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
dicktoaster by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009
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dicksaster 

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

dicktaster 

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.
She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.
dicktaster by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

dicktaste 

An experience received after kissing a girl who sucked one of your buddies dicks
Hey Morgan, how did my discktaste last night?
dicktaste by Cheez February 7, 2003

dickblaster

People that vote down on perfectly dickblaster definitions of dickblasting.
Richard voted down the meaning of dickblaster. What a dickblaster.

Dickmaster 

A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)
Yeah your a fucking dickmaster...
Dickmaster by Anonymous May 20, 2003

dicktastrophe 

A disaster or otherwise calamity involving one or several penises.
The penis slasher is on the loose! There's going to be a dicktastrophe!
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