thicker picker upper

a thicker picker upper is a person who only picks up on and dates thick women

did i tell you i was asked what kinda lady i liked i said a thick one of course as im a thicker picker upper

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 07, 2009

menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month

i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 09, 2009

G mail

G mail is where i go downtown on my ladys G spot and send her a message of love one letter at a time wit my tongue

i was feelin kinda horny and wanted my woman to know it so i sent her a G mail and boy id say my message was well recieved and totally made her day

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 08, 2009

fruit jar

a fruit jar is an urn for a gay person who has died

my friend went to his gay uncles funeral the other day well he was shocked to find he had been cremated and his ashes were put in a fruit jar for his last wish

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 06, 2009

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK

I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL

by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 06, 2009

poop chutes and bladders

poop chutes and bladders is the adult version of the kids game chutes and ladders but in the adult version you take turns poopin and peein on yourself

my friend asked me if i wanted to play a round of poop chutes and bladders to which i declined as im not into poopin or peein on myself

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 06, 2009

ventin tarantino

a ventin tarantino is a guy who bitches about movies

man i was talkin to a friend about the movie we just seen when he became a ventin tarantino and bitched about how stupid the movie was

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009