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Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER
Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!
dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger 

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

dickmonstrole 

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!
Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!
dickmonstrole by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014

dickmometer 

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
dickmometer by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

Dick Monster 

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.
Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.
Dick Monster by K-Noodle November 10, 2009