dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.

"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna

dickmonster by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger 

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

dickmonstrole 

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!

Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!

dickmonstrole by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014

dickmometer 

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.

Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.

dickmometer by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

Dick Monster 

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

Dick Monster by K-Noodle November 10, 2009