Dictention
She only wants dictention.
Dictention by Luc Belaire July 7, 2018
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Detention
Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.
Detention by A Human Male July 14, 2018
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Sexual Detention
Forced entrapment in a social setting due to the friend with whom you intend to leave disappearing for over an hour with another friend to engage in unscrupulous and unsubtle sexual shenanigans.
My ride home went off to fool around with a friend when the evening was winding up, leaving me and the friends good enough to keep me company trapped in Sexual Detention!
Sexual Detention by Robanes August 8, 2009
Detention
Surprising better than school.
Person 1: dude I got detention during math
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*
Detention by Badassbitch696969 July 1, 2018
detention
A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.
Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.
David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.
Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?
David: I did.
Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.
Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.
David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.
Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?
David: I did.
Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.
Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.
detention
Teacher: Hey you just got yourself a detention.
Student: Another one.
Teacher:Yeah.
Student:O well, it's just a detention.
Student: Another one.
Teacher:Yeah.
Student:O well, it's just a detention.
detention by Eric Someone May 19, 2005
Detention
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