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dicktension 

1. Receiving sexual attention needed from a man to relieve and release tension and frustration
Dicktension is needed in order to complete my day. It’s been very hectic!
dicktension by KÜL-1’s KORNER November 15, 2021
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john dickenson 

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.
Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.
Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

dickensian adventure

Unsavoury pursuits in 1950's style scholastic establishments which aim to "reek havock" and instigate general hysteria. Inspired by the great work of Charlie Dickens and Russell Brand and accompanied by "Geordie;" our trusty skeleton, whom we have wounded and consequently mended. We backcombe our hair, wear Grecian-style oversized cloaks and abide by our official handbook: "Ghost Hunter", a complimentary gift from The Guardian.
Dickensian adventures include:
1. Main entrance window exit extravaganza.
2. Raking from vending machines, collecting golden coins from the undercarriage of the machine, using the always-reliable luncheon-cuisine tray.
3. Launching trolleys down stairwells into unknown Dickensian worlds.

Small Dickensons 

A disease of the male genitalia were the penis is extremely small or miniscuole.
Gee Reg told Cipz he has small dickensons , The doctor told his patient he has a severe case of small dickensons.
Small Dickensons by Greg aka Gee Reg December 14, 2008
Very powerful. Usually the last name of a genius. He/she is great in bed, and gets all the guys/girls. Intelligent and unique. Good looking, just doesn't realize it. Kind and will eventually find the right one.
Damn! Wish I was a Dickenson.
dickenson by Jill Boland December 25, 2016

dickression

Cardi b dickression
dickression by DORER December 15, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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