dicktension

1. Receiving sexual attention needed from a man to relieve and release tension and frustration

Dicktension is needed in order to complete my day. It’s been very hectic!

by KÜL-1’s KORNER November 15, 2021

john dickenson

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.

Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."

by Im slowly losing me sanity February 17, 2023

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

dickensian adventure

Unsavoury pursuits in 1950's style scholastic establishments which aim to "reek havock" and instigate general hysteria. Inspired by the great work of Charlie Dickens and Russell Brand and accompanied by "Geordie;" our trusty skeleton, whom we have wounded and consequently mended. We backcombe our hair, wear Grecian-style oversized cloaks and abide by our official handbook: "Ghost Hunter", a complimentary gift from The Guardian.

Dickensian adventures include:
1. Main entrance window exit extravaganza.
2. Raking from vending machines, collecting golden coins from the undercarriage of the machine, using the always-reliable luncheon-cuisine tray.
3. Launching trolleys down stairwells into unknown Dickensian worlds.

by Charlie Dickens/Russell Brand followers. December 7, 2006

Small Dickensons

A disease of the male genitalia were the penis is extremely small or miniscuole.

Gee Reg told Cipz he has small dickensons , The doctor told his patient he has a severe case of small dickensons.

by Greg aka Gee Reg December 14, 2008

dickenson

Very powerful. Usually the last name of a genius. He/she is great in bed, and gets all the guys/girls. Intelligent and unique. Good looking, just doesn't realize it. Kind and will eventually find the right one.

Damn! Wish I was a Dickenson.

by Jill Boland December 25, 2016

dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b dickression

by DORER December 15, 2020