1. An expletive formed by combining "dick" and "cock".
2. A very large and often offensive or deformed penis.
2. A very large and often offensive or deformed penis.
by Failanx October 8, 2008
Get the Dickock mug.When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011
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Get the Dickjockey mug.When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.
I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.
by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018
Get the dickpocketing mug.an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.
"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."
"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."
"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."
by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009
Get the dickrocket mug.Person who is not only a hypocrite, but also a major dick about it. They think they are holier then tho while all the time plotting evil and crushing cities like Godzilla, whilst wearing a t-shirt that says "NOT ME"
A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.
A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.
A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
"Richard is such a dickocrite...he yelled at me because I cheated on my test, but I just found out he has been sleeping with my best friend for 3 months.
by poon1004 August 13, 2013
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