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Dickjockey 

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.
“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”
Dickjockey by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019
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Dickjockey 

A type of American woman, often found in churches, social clubs, gyms, divorce court, beauty parlors, ect. That jump from one man or sex toy to the next to keep themselves happy.
That girl at the bar talking to different men is a dickjockey
Dickjockey by Wdm84 January 9, 2021

dickjockey 

Someone that constantly harrases you about some old bullshit you really don't care about or begs you all the time for one thing or another
Man I need some chronic ill pay you back no bitch ass you alreay owe me get off my tip you fucking dickjockey
dickjockey by mc buford February 19, 2009

Dickjockey 

A bunch of people who think they’re the shit, usually wolves fans and people in yeAr 11
“Yo vasan, Sumeth, Cyrus and Charlie you’re a bunch of dickjockeys”
Dickjockey by S1h2y3u4n5 June 1, 2018

Dick Jockey 

A person That likes to ride a penis like it was a horse.
Dick Jockey by Anonymous October 20, 2003

dickjacket 

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.
1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.
dickjacket by unicornhorn October 13, 2009

dickpocketing 

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.
I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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