Dickjockey

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.

“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”

by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019

Dickjockey

A type of American woman, often found in churches, social clubs, gyms, divorce court, beauty parlors, ect. That jump from one man or sex toy to the next to keep themselves happy.

That girl at the bar talking to different men is a dickjockey

by Wdm84 January 9, 2021

dickjockey

Someone that constantly harrases you about some old bullshit you really don't care about or begs you all the time for one thing or another

Man I need some chronic ill pay you back no bitch ass you alreay owe me get off my tip you fucking dickjockey

by mc buford February 19, 2009

Dickjockey

A bunch of people who think they’re the shit, usually wolves fans and people in yeAr 11

“Yo vasan, Sumeth, Cyrus and Charlie you’re a bunch of dickjockeys”

by S1h2y3u4n5 June 1, 2018

Dick Jockey

A person That likes to ride a penis like it was a horse.

Collin Farnsworth

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

dickjacket

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.

1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.

by unicornhorn October 13, 2009

dickpocketing

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018