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Dickocrite

Person who is not only a hypocrite, but also a major dick about it. They think they are holier then tho while all the time plotting evil and crushing cities like Godzilla, whilst wearing a t-shirt that says "NOT ME"

A HYPOCRITE goes to church on Sundays but cheats on their husband. A DICKOCRITE goes to church on Sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.

A HYPOCRITE says their vegan and wears TShirts advertising soy...a DICKOCRITE wears said TShirt while eating CHEESE.
"Richard is such a dickocrite...he yelled at me because I cheated on my test, but I just found out he has been sleeping with my best friend for 3 months.
Dickocrite by poon1004 August 13, 2013
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I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!
dickcited by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

dickorized 

When you see a well hung dick and just become mesmorized, losing your thought process and are at a loss for words. dick + mesmorized
He sent me a pic of his goods and I became dickorized!
dickorized by Elie820 September 21, 2006

Dickorate 

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.
When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.
Dickorate by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010

dickscribe 

Describing your dick (in audio , video and any other format )
She dickscribed my to all her friends. And my phone won't stop buzzing.
dickscribe by Sudonym April 18, 2016

dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick
I have a case of dickoritous!

Dickorate 

To decorate using phalluses or phallic patterns
My friend had passed out on the couch so i decided to dickorate his face
Dickorate by Truci March 1, 2011
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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