dickrocket 

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.

"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."

dickrocket by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009

Dickochet 

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.

Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.

Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

dickjacket 

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.

1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.

dickjacket by unicornhorn October 13, 2009

Dickjockey 

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.

“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”

Dickjockey by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019

Dickbucket 

1)The sluttiest of all sluts.

2)An STI ridden, extremely promiscuous female of ill repute.

3)One who contains dicks with their "bucket" - referred to as such because buckets are nutoriously dirty.

*only to be used in situations of EXTREME hatred or sluttiest. i.e. it's the worst thing you can say about a female.

"I hate that slut! She slept with my boyfriend! And every other guy we know!"
"Yeah, she's a serious dickbucket."

Dickbucket by Pickleweasels March 14, 2007

dickpocketing 

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

dickpocketing by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018

dickbucket 

a bucket of dicks

Ah man i just lost my dickbucket

dickbucket by Trifter November 25, 2020