an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.
"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."
"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."
"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."
by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009
Get the dickrocket mug.When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011
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1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.
2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.
2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.
1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!
2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.
2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.
by unicornhorn October 13, 2009
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Get the Dickjockey mug.1)The sluttiest of all sluts.
2)An STI ridden, extremely promiscuous female of ill repute.
3)One who contains dicks with their "bucket" - referred to as such because buckets are nutoriously dirty.
*only to be used in situations of EXTREME hatred or sluttiest. i.e. it's the worst thing you can say about a female.
2)An STI ridden, extremely promiscuous female of ill repute.
3)One who contains dicks with their "bucket" - referred to as such because buckets are nutoriously dirty.
*only to be used in situations of EXTREME hatred or sluttiest. i.e. it's the worst thing you can say about a female.
"I hate that slut! She slept with my boyfriend! And every other guy we know!"
"Yeah, she's a serious dickbucket."
"Yeah, she's a serious dickbucket."
by Pickleweasels March 14, 2007
Get the Dickbucket mug.When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.
I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.
by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018
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