dickjocky

someone who jockies dick.

you.

by J October 17, 2003

dickcockpecker

A dickhead boss but worse.

Avis is such a dickcockpecker

by Squiggy601 May 19, 2017

dickjackathon

A marathon of masturbation, usually resulting in several hours of non stop meat beating.

Dude! Last night I finally bought a PornHub account and had a dickjackathon.

by Chief Big-Dick Supreme October 31, 2017

Dick jocky

A prostitute, or whore.

Person1 "Look at her, she such a dick jocky."
person2 "Ya she's such a 9th street."

by ickyvickie July 15, 2009

dickjacket

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.

1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.

by unicornhorn October 13, 2009

Dickjockey

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.

“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”

by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019

dickpocketing

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018