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Dicknozzle 

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1) The Dickhead: The Nozzle of a dick.

2)Some guy whos being a dick.

3)When I blow my load on (da bitchz) tits.

3)A total dumbass.

4) Yo mamma.
HOLY SHIT!!!!! MY DICKNOZZLE JUST BLEW THE FUCK UP!!
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Shut up, Dicknozzle!
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Hey baby, wanna blow my dicknozzle?
Dicknozzle by fatasshole November 22, 2011
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dickjizzlenick 

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A minimum wage worker who isn't even worth their minimum wage paycheck.

; Sweaty Labor Ready
; Works like snail on salt
; Someone who lives on their brothers disability in a motel.
" look at this dickjizzlenick, doesn't even know how to use a wheel barrow with his $7.40 an hr makin ass!!"
dickjizzlenick by Andy Jizzle February 6, 2014

Dick Nozzle 

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A term that is used to describe a man that is a prick in general.
Wow that guy sure was a dick nozzle!
Dick Nozzle by Nozzlin! January 15, 2010

Dick Nozzle 

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The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.
Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

DICKSHNOZZLE 

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A big dick
Yo dude, I have a Dickshnozzle
DICKSHNOZZLE by BEYMEY April 11, 2017

Dicksnozzle 

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An individual who constantly lets you down. Whether that be flaking on a video game, or accidentally sticking their finger in your ass, you can count on this person to be unreliable.
Yo, did you hear about TJ? That kid put his whole fist up the dude's butt! What a dicksnozzle!!
Dicksnozzle by Alexis69420 January 18, 2021

Dickfizzle 

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noun. A person, presumably male, who prematurely ejaculates, or the act of that premature ejaculation.
Lady of the Night 1: Man I had such high hopes for him, but he was a total dickfizzle.
Lady of the Night 2: *does coke instead of listening*
Dickfizzle by Erl137 January 21, 2010
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