Thefuckersattheendofthetable's definitions
When you are unsure whether or not you have an STD, so you fuck a chick and tell her 6 months later that she should get checked out because you may have an STD. You then use her test to see if you have an STD.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015
Get the Litmus Pussymug. Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
Get the Train Brainmug. A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.
Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015
Get the Penis Flytrapmug. A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.
Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015
Get the Yak Pussymug. Bills Bonerang is so impressive that he fucked that Asian chick Sally's sideways pussy in the most normal way possible.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
Get the Bonerangmug. When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
Get the Handlebar Muffstachemug. The crustacean which lives and breeds within the cavernous regions of a Russian woman's vagina. Scientifically named Sibernus Cavernous Trolololololus
I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
Get the Siberian Cave Trollmug.