Yak Pussy

A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.
Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.
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Coner

Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.
I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
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Housecat Roommate

A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.
My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
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Allahu Cockbar

When an orgasm is so goddamn incredible, the first instinct is to commit a suicide bombing.
Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.
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Penis Flytrap

A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.
Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.

Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.

Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
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Throatmeal

When you cum in a girls mouth, she swallows it, but throws it back up later when you are making out with her and it is the consistency of oatmeal.
Did you hear that Randy got a nice warm bowl of Throatmeal from his wife last night.
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Litmus Pussy

When you are unsure whether or not you have an STD, so you fuck a chick and tell her 6 months later that she should get checked out because you may have an STD. You then use her test to see if you have an STD.
Debby was the best litmus pussy ever. She got checked out the day I called her.
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