Thefuckersattheendofthetable's definitions

Saltwater Snuggle

When you are fucking in saltwater and your penis get locked in her pussy for an extended period of time. As you struggle to get your penis loose, oftentimes a gang of Dolphins show up and rape both you and your partner.

Melanie and I had a crazy Saltwater Snuggle the other day, where my dick got so stuck that 3 dolphins had enough time finish off in my ass.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Throatmeal

When you cum in a girls mouth, she swallows it, but throws it back up later when you are making out with her and it is the consistency of oatmeal.

Did you hear that Randy got a nice warm bowl of Throatmeal from his wife last night.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Bonerang

The natural bend of a penis which resembles a boomerang.

Bills Bonerang is so impressive that he fucked that Asian chick Sally's sideways pussy in the most normal way possible.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Allahu Cockbar

When an orgasm is so goddamn incredible, the first instinct is to commit a suicide bombing.

Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 13, 2015

Penis Flytrap

A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.

Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.

Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.

Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Shartwork

When you release your bowels on the wall and make a beautiful work of art out of it.

Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 12, 2015

Granny Gum Jobs

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015