A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.
My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
When you cum in a girls mouth, she swallows it, but throws it back up later when you are making out with her and it is the consistency of oatmeal.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 04, 2015
A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.
Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 06, 2015
Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.
I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 05, 2015
Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.
Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 05, 2015
I had the most intense Yodelgasm the other day. The neighbor called and thought I was being brutally murdered.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016