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Dickjazzler 

The male alternative to a female vajazzle. The reason for the "er" at the end is because men have a meat and two veg i.e penis and balls vs a single fanny hole also known as a vagina or cunt.
A dickjazzler, also spelled dickgazzle or glitter penis is a form of genital decoration, formed by the application of crystal ornaments on the shaved mons pubis of a man.

When you want to have a shiny cock you'd go to your local dickjazzlee for a dickjazzler. They would make your dick jazzle like the queen of englands crown on a coronation.
Dickjazzler by seojoe August 3, 2022
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dickjizzlenick 

A minimum wage worker who isn't even worth their minimum wage paycheck.

; Sweaty Labor Ready
; Works like snail on salt
; Someone who lives on their brothers disability in a motel.
" look at this dickjizzlenick, doesn't even know how to use a wheel barrow with his $7.40 an hr makin ass!!"
dickjizzlenick by Andy Jizzle February 6, 2014

dickgazzle 

I’ve dickgazzled it for you
dickgazzle by fi_ July 26, 2024
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