Dickjazzler
The male alternative to a female vajazzle. The reason for the "er" at the end is because men have a meat and two veg i.e penis and balls vs a single fanny hole also known as a vagina or cunt.
A dickjazzler, also spelled dickgazzle or glitter penis is a form of genital decoration, formed by the application of crystal ornaments on the shaved mons pubis of a man.
When you want to have a shiny cock you'd go to your local dickjazzlee for a dickjazzler. They would make your dick jazzle like the queen of englands crown on a coronation.
When you want to have a shiny cock you'd go to your local dickjazzlee for a dickjazzler. They would make your dick jazzle like the queen of englands crown on a coronation.
Dickjazzler by seojoe August 3, 2022
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