Dickjazzler 

The male alternative to a female vajazzle. The reason for the "er" at the end is because men have a meat and two veg i.e penis and balls vs a single fanny hole also known as a vagina or cunt.

A dickjazzler, also spelled dickgazzle or glitter penis is a form of genital decoration, formed by the application of crystal ornaments on the shaved mons pubis of a man.

When you want to have a shiny cock you'd go to your local dickjazzlee for a dickjazzler. They would make your dick jazzle like the queen of englands crown on a coronation.

Dickjazzler by seojoe August 3, 2022

dickjizzlenick 

A minimum wage worker who isn't even worth their minimum wage paycheck.

; Sweaty Labor Ready
; Works like snail on salt
; Someone who lives on their brothers disability in a motel.

" look at this dickjizzlenick, doesn't even know how to use a wheel barrow with his $7.40 an hr makin ass!!"

dickjizzlenick by Andy Jizzle February 6, 2014

dickgazzle 

Bedazzling your penis

I’ve dickgazzled it for you

dickgazzle by fi_ July 26, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008