Dickfizzle 

noun. A person, presumably male, who prematurely ejaculates, or the act of that premature ejaculation.

Lady of the Night 1: Man I had such high hopes for him, but he was a total dickfizzle.
Lady of the Night 2: *does coke instead of listening*

Dickfizzle by Erl137 January 21, 2010

Dicknozzle 

1) The Dickhead: The Nozzle of a dick.

2)Some guy whos being a dick.

3)When I blow my load on (da bitchz) tits.

3)A total dumbass.

4) Yo mamma.

HOLY SHIT!!!!! MY DICKNOZZLE JUST BLEW THE FUCK UP!!
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Shut up, Dicknozzle!
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Hey baby, wanna blow my dicknozzle?

Dicknozzle by fatasshole November 22, 2011

DickFitzer 

When you pull out your penial warrior from your sexual adventurous vaginal princess and shove your warrior up your princess's nose

I DickFitzer emily last night, we are getting married in a week

DickFitzer by DickFitzer June 29, 2016

dickjizzlenick 

A minimum wage worker who isn't even worth their minimum wage paycheck.

; Sweaty Labor Ready
; Works like snail on salt
; Someone who lives on their brothers disability in a motel.

" look at this dickjizzlenick, doesn't even know how to use a wheel barrow with his $7.40 an hr makin ass!!"

dickjizzlenick by Andy Jizzle February 6, 2014

urby-dicshizzle wiki natch 

Urban dictionary and Wikipedia, naturally!

Yo- urby-dicshizzle wiki natch that!

urby-dicshizzle wiki natch by Dr. Dictionary May 27, 2008

Dickfuzzle 

The ranga pubes on your dick

My dickfuzzle is a forest

Dickfuzzle by Creator_of_Dickfuzzle May 7, 2019

Dickmuzzle 

A furry slang term for an anthro or fursuit that looks like it has a penis for a mouth (or muzzle)

It refers to another furry so ugly, their face resembles that of a penis.

"Look at that fursona!"
"Omg... What a dickmuzzle! He's so ugly!"

Dickmuzzle by PonderPorous February 3, 2019