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dickfuckle 

A person who is ignorant and a prick.
He's such a dickfuckle; I hate him.
dickfuckle by Jack as fuck November 12, 2015

Dicknozzle 

1) The Dickhead: The Nozzle of a dick.

2)Some guy whos being a dick.

3)When I blow my load on (da bitchz) tits.

3)A total dumbass.

4) Yo mamma.
HOLY SHIT!!!!! MY DICKNOZZLE JUST BLEW THE FUCK UP!!
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Shut up, Dicknozzle!
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Hey baby, wanna blow my dicknozzle?
Dicknozzle by fatasshole November 22, 2011

Disfuzzled 

Stuck on something that puzzles you, or does not make sense to you, so much that it messes with your mind;
Or
Messed, ratty, looking confused and unorganized
I'm just disfuzzled by your explanation, it's so ridiculous!
Or
What did you just roll out of bed? You look disfuzzled!
Disfuzzled by Curiouslacuna August 31, 2009

dickjizzlenick 

A minimum wage worker who isn't even worth their minimum wage paycheck.

; Sweaty Labor Ready
; Works like snail on salt
; Someone who lives on their brothers disability in a motel.
" look at this dickjizzlenick, doesn't even know how to use a wheel barrow with his $7.40 an hr makin ass!!"
dickjizzlenick by Andy Jizzle February 6, 2014

Dickfizzle 

noun. A person, presumably male, who prematurely ejaculates, or the act of that premature ejaculation.
Lady of the Night 1: Man I had such high hopes for him, but he was a total dickfizzle.
Lady of the Night 2: *does coke instead of listening*
Dickfizzle by Erl137 January 21, 2010

Dickmuzzle 

A furry slang term for an anthro or fursuit that looks like it has a penis for a mouth (or muzzle)

It refers to another furry so ugly, their face resembles that of a penis.
"Look at that fursona!"
"Omg... What a dickmuzzle! He's so ugly!"
Dickmuzzle by PonderPorous February 3, 2019
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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