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Dickfuzzle 

My dickfuzzle is a forest
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dickfuckle 

A person who is ignorant and a prick.
He's such a dickfuckle; I hate him.
dickfuckle by Jack as fuck November 12, 2015

Dicknozzle 

1) The Dickhead: The Nozzle of a dick.

2)Some guy whos being a dick.

3)When I blow my load on (da bitchz) tits.

3)A total dumbass.

4) Yo mamma.
HOLY SHIT!!!!! MY DICKNOZZLE JUST BLEW THE FUCK UP!!
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Shut up, Dicknozzle!
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Hey baby, wanna blow my dicknozzle?
Dicknozzle by fatasshole November 22, 2011

Disfuzzled 

Stuck on something that puzzles you, or does not make sense to you, so much that it messes with your mind;
Or
Messed, ratty, looking confused and unorganized
I'm just disfuzzled by your explanation, it's so ridiculous!
Or
What did you just roll out of bed? You look disfuzzled!
Disfuzzled by Curiouslacuna August 31, 2009

dickjizzlenick 

A minimum wage worker who isn't even worth their minimum wage paycheck.

; Sweaty Labor Ready
; Works like snail on salt
; Someone who lives on their brothers disability in a motel.
" look at this dickjizzlenick, doesn't even know how to use a wheel barrow with his $7.40 an hr makin ass!!"
dickjizzlenick by Andy Jizzle February 6, 2014

Dickfizzle 

noun. A person, presumably male, who prematurely ejaculates, or the act of that premature ejaculation.
Lady of the Night 1: Man I had such high hopes for him, but he was a total dickfizzle.
Lady of the Night 2: *does coke instead of listening*
Dickfizzle by Erl137 January 21, 2010

Dickmuzzle 

A furry slang term for an anthro or fursuit that looks like it has a penis for a mouth (or muzzle)

It refers to another furry so ugly, their face resembles that of a penis.
"Look at that fursona!"
"Omg... What a dickmuzzle! He's so ugly!"
Dickmuzzle by PonderPorous February 3, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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