Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.
Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.
by snailfear April 17, 2011
by letusbeus December 6, 2006
that snail is laggy piece of shit
by Dirk August 28, 2004
(from snail mail)
(v.) to send (a letter, card, or package) via physical mail; to mail or post (a tangible object) using a postal service. Bills and junk mail are perhaps the most common items snailed, but people snail personal letters and items as well.
(v.) to send (a letter, card, or package) via physical mail; to mail or post (a tangible object) using a postal service. Bills and junk mail are perhaps the most common items snailed, but people snail personal letters and items as well.
by Grinning Cat December 27, 2011
When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.
Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.
Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.
by Underground Boy October 11, 2004
by Jake March 10, 2004
I wnt to snail my girl, but last time i tried, she said, "I'm not really comfortable with this,". So i put my balls in her mouth to shut her up!
by BH Steamer September 26, 2006