Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.
Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.
by snailfear April 17, 2011
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umm...a mullesk with a shell that slides very slowly?
really, that's really what aa snail is! not what these other people told you
by letusbeus December 6, 2006
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A turbocharger, named so because of its similarity in appearance to a snail's circular shell.
that snail is laggy piece of shit
by Dirk August 28, 2004
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(from snail mail)

(v.) to send (a letter, card, or package) via physical mail; to mail or post (a tangible object) using a postal service. Bills and junk mail are perhaps the most common items snailed, but people snail personal letters and items as well.
I snailed my aunt a CD of Richard Clayderman, her favorite pianist.
by Grinning Cat December 27, 2011
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When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.

Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.
"Dude, Anthony... show us the snail, man!"
by Underground Boy October 11, 2004
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a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever
That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.
by Jake March 10, 2004
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To take ones scrotum and slide it along a girls body, usually her face, leaving a trail of sweat.
I wnt to snail my girl, but last time i tried, she said, "I'm not really comfortable with this,". So i put my balls in her mouth to shut her up!
by BH Steamer September 26, 2006
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