Dickham 

Dickham is ham on a cheese sandwich shaped as a dick. It usually involves the shape of the balls and the penis, and it often consists of several pieces of ham in order to create the unquestionable shape of a dick.

Eva, I can see you put some dickham on your sandwich today, you must be hungry for some meat!

Dickham by Shapesofhaminhunger February 6, 2019

Dickhater 

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

Dickhater by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007

The Dickhand 

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"

You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.

The Dickhand by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

dickhand 

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.

Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

dickhand by RaFF-L September 3, 2003

dicknami 

A sudden arrival or occurrence of dicks in overwhelming amounts.

The great dicknami of 2013 wrecked over 500,000 poop chutes.

dicknami by onecoldpiece June 29, 2014

Dickamatics

Shit Just Not Adding Up

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.

Dickamatics by juthegoat November 6, 2018