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When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped
I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.
by Satansballsakk August 06, 2010
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Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.
After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
by edsned October 26, 2010
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