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Dickhanded 

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped
I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.
Dickhanded by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010
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Dickheaded bastard 

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.
"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"
Dickheaded bastard by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021

Dicktarded 

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.
Sex with john left me dicktarded.
Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

The Dickhand 

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
The Dickhand by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

dickhand 

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.
Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

dickhand by RaFF-L September 3, 2003

dickheadedness 

The act or process of being a dickhead. This word is synonymous with the word assholishness.

See also: Dickhead, prick, asshole
I was just pointing out your dickheadedness in that situation.
dickheadedness by JR April 23, 2005

Dick handed 

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!
Dick handed by Deathesquire August 23, 2023
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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