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Dickament

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe
"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"
by NDemus October 7, 2007
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Dickymint

A snivelling weaselly person with a dick so small, it can actually fit inside a polo mint.
Yuk look at that horrible naked old man he’s got a dickymint.
by dokic January 2, 2023
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Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.
Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”
by Wolfany August 10, 2018
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donkaments

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments
by the christ November 20, 2007
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Dickmeat

1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.
The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dick meat in it?
by Primeau January 4, 2009
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dickometer

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
by angusvox April 26, 2009
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dickmestic violence

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps
my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence
by m&m5 February 21, 2011
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