Predicament

When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.

"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"

Predicament by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010

predicament

When you are fucked/screwed/in trouble.

I am in quite the predicament, I just got my mother pregnant.

predicament by cuntfuck December 18, 2005

predicament

The act of searching for a second partner while not being single yourself.

Dude, I sat by this hot bitch in English class today. Damn, I'm in a predicament.

predicament by Colonel Webster September 28, 2011

Predicament

Breath mint Italian & Latina girls use right before giving a man a blowjob.

Sophia told Giovanni "No blowjob until I've had my predicament."

Predicament by DNRDNI September 5, 2023

predicament bondage 

Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.

I like the thought of predicament bondage, the choice of pain or move and more pain

predicament bondage by Foot Slave October 22, 2018

predicament and a half 

Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.

"Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half."

predicament and a half by c1nnamoroll April 30, 2006

penile predicament 

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

penile predicament by Adam Mills May 8, 2003