Dickamatics

Shit Just Not Adding Up

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.

Dickamatics by juthegoat November 6, 2018

Dickamatics

No logical explanation for something. Just simply can’t be explained

Example 1: (2+2=3)
Example 2: (Tim: The cow jumped over the moon. Tye: No way, how? Marcus: Dickamatics!)

Dickamatics by Professor Dickalous November 7, 2018

Dickmatised 

The female equivalent of "pussy whipped"

Girl, you need to stop doing everything Mark says, that boy has you dickmatised!

Dickmatised by Princess5178 June 12, 2013

dickamatized

When the dick is so good a girl just gets mesmerized and lets the guy do anything because she doesn't care because of course, the dick is that good

"Oh my gosh girl, me and Lil' Tony cheating on me"

"Why you don't leave him girl?"

"Cause his dick too good!"

"Oooh, you must be dickamatized"

dickamatized by jujubeez February 4, 2014

DICKMATIST 

A DICKMATIST is a guy who has that good make your body shake without touching you the closer u get to him the more you can feel his kiss on every inch of your skin .. in any room any situation... the DICKMATIST is aware he possess this gift and uses it to his advantage, giving every girl the false hope that she is special because only he can make her cum without actually touching her body making her cum so hard she thinks sex without the DICKMATIST is just not even worth the time

I just spent time with the DICKMATIST I will never feel that good again until I see him next week

DICKMATIST by Dizzylizzy29 March 24, 2021

Dickmatised 

When you’re hypnotised by the dick

I’ve been dickmatised

Dickmatised by Fx716 February 1, 2022

Dickmatic 

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.

The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically

Dickmatic by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013