Dickjam

One who who acts like their dick has been jammed into a door and slammed shut on their penis.

Mg F T W: honestly SHUT THE frick UP YOU DILDO frick DICKJAM

by <3Chain June 10, 2009

Dickjam

Like toe jam but found in the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.

"you ever go down on a guy sportin a turtleneck?" "Only once, he had some nasty dickjam"

by Chaparrita May 5, 2006

dickjagger

A word you randomly say out of frustration while playing call of duty black ops, or any other online game such as halo. This word usually means a faggot camper who doesnt know how to play the game right and all he does is crouch in the corner.

That fucking dickjagger!!!! he was camping in the back of the map

by Andrew & Matt December 12, 2010

Dickament

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

by NDemus October 7, 2007

dickjackathon

A marathon of masturbation, usually resulting in several hours of non stop meat beating.

Dude! Last night I finally bought a PornHub account and had a dickjackathon.

by Chief Big-Dick Supreme October 31, 2017

dicknami

A sudden arrival or occurrence of dicks in overwhelming amounts.

The great dicknami of 2013 wrecked over 500,000 poop chutes.

by onecoldpiece June 29, 2014

dickjacket

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.

1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.

by unicornhorn October 13, 2009