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One who who acts like their dick has been jammed into a door and slammed shut on their penis.
Mg F T W: honestly SHUT THE frick UP YOU DILDO frick DICKJAM
by <3Chain June 10, 2009
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When your doing the dirty and it slips into your booty hole and jams you
I hate it when the butt hurts the next day from getting dick jammed.

When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole
by Curlynanner May 23, 2018
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A male who has an inability to get laid by the opposite sex thus only jams his member against everything else
Bob spent 2000 dollars on that hooker and only got a hug at the end of the night, what a dick jam.
by Brandon Hayduke January 27, 2008
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Like toe jam but found in the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.
"you ever go down on a guy sportin a turtleneck?" "Only once, he had some nasty dickjam"
by Chaparrita April 24, 2006
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A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.
Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!
by dickjam#1 September 11, 2016
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