Dickjam

One who who acts like their dick has been jammed into a door and slammed shut on their penis.
Mg F T W: honestly SHUT THE frick UP YOU DILDO frick DICKJAM
by <3Chain June 10, 2009
mugGet the Dickjammug.

Dickjam

Like toe jam but found in the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.
"you ever go down on a guy sportin a turtleneck?" "Only once, he had some nasty dickjam"
by Chaparrita May 05, 2006
mugGet the Dickjammug.