Dextrus

The realization of existence

"dude how feelin?" "i am feeling pretty dextrus how about you?"

by Dex Trus June 6, 2013

dextrous

Adverb; To be quick, agile in your work, and talented at that. To complete your job or jobs with much efficiency and control that even your boss or higher ups are forced to give you a raise

I dont need to give an example, I was already dextrous in making this damn definiton.

by Freelance McCoy February 1, 2008

dextroseosis

a horrid disease which causes dna to be chemically unbalanced. due to the inbalance of dna our sex cells morph into emperor penguin sex cells. the disease can cause an invasion of aqueos solution inside the brain thus causing the brain to explode within months of contracting the disease. it is said that pickles hold this disease and anything they have ever touched also holds the disease. the only known cure is bubble tea or banana chocolate milkshakes.

As i was perusing through my nick nacks i accidently contracted dextroseosis by touching an old pickle.

by jason wall June 28, 2007

am-beer-dextrous

The ability to perform duties with you less dominant hand because your preferred hand has both a beer and a cigarette in it.

That girl must be am-beer-dextrous! She texting with her left and still smokin' and drinkin!

by Jill Hopkins April 24, 2005

dextrosity

Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.

A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."

B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."

A: "But I am afraid of needles."

B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."

by minagica April 28, 2011

uber-dextrous

Uber-Smart with Dextrous physical capabilities.

Like the 9yr. kid Eric Applebaum from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Whom was an outsider...with pure innocent's and imagination of a child who feels weird about his special capabilities. As Eric's character is this Uber-Dextrous child that...

by Quantum-Bom March 11, 2008

Handi-dextrous

Self-proclaimed skill whereby an individual claims to posses ability to use both hands equally well for an activity but in reality possesses well below average ability with one or both hands.

Phil claims to be ambidextrous but his all-around lack of dexterity on the baseball diamond certainly explains why he gets the close parking spots. He is clearly handi-dextrous.

by DClark22 August 23, 2011