minagica's definitions

baby douche

A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.

Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.

by minagica June 15, 2015

lovestipation

An inability to behave romantically out of some sort of fear of looking weak, or of getting ridiculed, or of only wanting to say certain things to or do certain things with "the one" and feeling dubious about the current significant other being it.

Jack was experiencing lovestipation with Mary to the point of treating her as a mere acquaintance in public even after a full year of dating, but he got over it by the time they got married.

by minagica January 13, 2015

fauxminist

Someone who purposefully pretends to be or merely mistakenly thinks themself to be a feminist but really isn't.

Fauxminists want to eat their cake and have it too!

by minagica March 27, 2015

throatstipation

The feeling of a burp refusing to come out.

I got throatstipation when I burped after eating too quickly but the burp wasn't big enough.

by minagica December 18, 2014

swampquarium

An aquarium that mimics a swamp environment, either on purpose or out of neglect.

Over time, the algae and the pond snails have turned the planted tank into a swampquarium.

by minagica November 21, 2015

babypocalypse

1) Being surrounded by an unusually large number of babies - often crying - in a location that is not generally known for them (such as a plane). The unnaturally high number of babies may lend the experience a degree of creepiness.

2) Having a lot of babies being born within a short period of time within one's social circle, carrying with it the dramatic and involuntary end (apocalypse) of a period of one's life.

1) Good thing the pilot couldn't hear the babypocalypse going on in the plane behind him from the closed doors of the cockpit or he may have had an accident from all that noise!

2) John: "I don't have anyone to hang out with at the bar on Friday evenings anymore."
Jane: "What happened to all of your friends? Didn't you have a tight group?"
Joe: "A babypocalypse happened! One by one they all became fathers within the last 3 months!"

by minagica June 14, 2015

net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.

You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?

by minagica November 29, 2015