throatstipation

The feeling of a burp refusing to come out.
I got throatstipation when I burped after eating too quickly but the burp wasn't big enough.
by minagica December 18, 2014
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babypocalypse

1) Being surrounded by an unusually large number of babies - often crying - in a location that is not generally known for them (such as a plane). The unnaturally high number of babies may lend the experience a degree of creepiness.

2) Having a lot of babies being born within a short period of time within one's social circle, carrying with it the dramatic and involuntary end (apocalypse) of a period of one's life.
1) Good thing the pilot couldn't hear the babypocalypse going on in the plane behind him from the closed doors of the cockpit or he may have had an accident from all that noise!

2) John: "I don't have anyone to hang out with at the bar on Friday evenings anymore."
Jane: "What happened to all of your friends? Didn't you have a tight group?"
Joe: "A babypocalypse happened! One by one they all became fathers within the last 3 months!"
by minagica June 14, 2015
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appocalypse

When an app you have come to depend on stops working such that you can't get it to work again for the life of you. An appocalypse can be so brutal that it may result in your spending great sums of money on a new device that can run the (most likely free) app you have gotten so addicted to.
A: "Oh no! Candy Crush is no longer working on my iPod! Now what am I supposed to do with my life???"

B: "Maybe it's not too late to stop this appocalypse in its tracks! Try updating the OS and then reinstalling the app!"
by minagica June 25, 2015
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net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.
You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
by minagica November 29, 2015
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pussy chord

A combination of guitar chords bitches love. It's the pseudo-musical panty-remover. Oasis's 'Wonderwall' is an excellent example.

For those who like a challenge, the definition can be narrowed down to chords that specifically resonate at a vagina's natural frequency, causing intense orgasm :P
I'm gonna buy a guitar and in a week I'll play some pussy chords and get laid. Maybe I'll actually learn when I have time though.
by minagica July 11, 2010
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jewelty

People who wear a lot of jewelry or expensive jewelry (or both!) in order to appear rich and/or important and/or to show off their wealth for whatever reason. The concept of "jewelry" can, in this context, be expanded to include any status symbol that one may flaunt, from fancy villas in popular neighbourhoods to going shopping wearing Louboutin heels. The concept is to be contrasted with the concepts of "royalty", "nobility" and "old money" in general, which usually refer to people who are so famous due to their old money that they need not wear it in order to have people know about it. The concept is comparable to "nouveau riche" but it also applies to those merely mimicking the nouveau riche without actually having the bank account to match (or keep up!).
The Kardashians are jewelty - and so is the woman who tried to look like Kim Kardashian through plastic surgery!
by minagica February 11, 2015
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puppying about

Exploring something new and/or exciting instead of focusing on the task that the object of attention was supposed to be used for or following instructions provided on how to use it.
You have to repeat your instructions several times before she stops puppying about and gets back on task.

One of the reports I found while just puppying about earlier turned out to be useful!
by minagica January 09, 2019
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