dextrosity 

Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.

A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."

B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."

A: "But I am afraid of needles."

B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."

dextrosity by minagica April 28, 2011

Dextrosity 

Used when describing music that is toxic because of excessive dexterous technique. It relates to "monstrosity" and "dexterous"

That band are an absolute dextrosity!

Dextrosity by spoonfedbutangry August 30, 2010

dexstrosity 

what one needs to excel at guitar hero or rock band

"dude why do i suck at guitar hero?" "well dude, you just dont have the dexstrosity" "you mean dexterity" "no, dexstrosity"

dexstrosity by native87 March 19, 2008

Dextrocity 

The new age hippy way of saying 'dexterous'.

Scotty's joint rolling ability is not as good as Rhys' FIFA skills. This is because he has less dextrocity.

Dextrocity by Jporter110492 September 7, 2016