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Accidently 

You wouldn't accidently a coca-cola bottle.
You wouldn't insert a coca-cola bottle up your ass.
Accidently by Anonymous13371 March 4, 2009

Accidently 

Accidently (a whole coke bottle) - Verb

To accidently something is to insert an object 5 to 6 inches up your rectum. This is commonly used to cause sexual pleasure, as it is also to annoy others.
The most common item to accidently is a coke bottle, yet most things can be used.
Using this term creates interesting prospects.
"I accidently a WHOLE coke bottle!"

"I have something to tell you... I accidently your dildo last night..."
"Accidently what?"
"Your dildo."

"I'm not gay! I just like to accidently!"

More examples at http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X
Accidently by CJdamaster December 23, 2008

accidently-on-purpose 

When you do something 'accidently' but it actually has intention
i.e. Joanna met this guy in the store so all of us are going to bump into him accidently-on-purpose

accidently murdered

When you accidently push your sister down the stairs because there is something forcing you to
Basil: Ok sunny i know it was an accident lets make it look like suicide ok lets get the jump rope and look for a tree that ones good hang mari up and RUN Sunny: oops i accidently murdered my sister mari

the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out 

A gacha life trend that i cant escape like man who cares about that frog, plus its on youtube and tiktok. i cant do this no more
person 1: oh no i saw a eye come out of a frog i stepped on!
person 2: NO WAY GACHA LIFE IN REAL LIFE!!
person 1: this is why yo dad left.
person 2: the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out and rolled and rolled and flew into your mouth
person 1: is that candy???

You might accidently reveal your fear

This quote originated from a horror analog series so called "Mandela Catalogue" created by Alex Kister, During Mandela Catalogue Vol. 1 (i think) This quote was later on revealed when
Under an encounter with an Alternate, Do not call for help, But if you did. Try not to speak to much, You might accidently reveal your fear
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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