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derisive 

expressing or causing scorn or ridicule
derisive by BLED FOR DAYS December 3, 2002
Inviting a less favored friend to accompany you to an event, but in such a way as to discourage them from going without making you feel like a shit.
Guy 1: “I’d like you to go to the movie with me, but Jeff overheard me talking about it and is making noise like he wants to go too.”
Guy 2: “No worries, just ask him to go in a declusive way.”
Guy 1: “How do I do that?”
Guy 2: “Easy, just ask him to go, and then tell him it’s a flick about something he hates.”

Guy 1: “Wow, that’s a great idea; I can also use that whenever I want to ditch the GF for a night out with the guys!”
Guy 2: “Work every time!”
Declusive by ReaperB October 9, 2013

Delusive 

When the man is in a relationship with the girl but the girl is single
They are delusive
Delusive by Tamitours24 August 8, 2024

Team Delusive 

Team Delusive is a phrase used to bully discord teams for focusing on discord.
Haha look at that team, it looks like team delusive

Derivisive, deriVisive, derisivE 

Derivisive, deriVisive, derisivE
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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