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dealationship 

The sacred bond between a druggy and their dealer
Cassie: my dealer is so fucking hot
Charlotte: you should fuck him to spice up your dealationship

Defacation of Character 

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".
Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

defacation station 

Excuse me, I need to retire to the defacation station.
defacation station by Lometogo April 7, 2017

datacation 

The act of taking a break from the Internet and by switching off one's data connection. A portmanteau of the words 'data' and 'vacation'.
Mildred was spending too much time on emails and browsing so she took a much-needed datacation.
datacation by discobedience May 19, 2017

immaculate defacation 

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.
"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

get your defacation in order 

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."