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dealationship 

The sacred bond between a druggy and their dealer
Cassie: my dealer is so fucking hot
Charlotte: you should fuck him to spice up your dealationship
Words you can keep

Delaytionship 

Online dating relationship that never goes beyond emails and chats.
The delaytionship would have to end. After 8 months of chatting and emails, he broke up with her because she wanted to meet for coffee.
Delaytionship by Jacqski August 12, 2012

realationship 

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.
Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.
realationship by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010

Delationship 

a pseudo relationship state in which one partner refuses to commit to a formal definition of the relationship and in lieu of that commitment offers the unverifiable claim to future commitment at some unspecified time and date
He keeps reaching out and telling me he wants to Be with me but then doesn’t make an effort to move commit- almost like he is delaying committing.

Girl, you are in a delationship.
Delationship by 2 Dates July 14, 2022

Realationship 

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.
She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.
Realationship by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022

delationshipping

the process of removing all traces of your former significant other after a break up. this usually includes removing pictures of them from your facebook/mypsace, and informing everyone you know of the breakup.
As soon as Sam and I broke up, I began the delationshipping process by removing him from my top 8 on myspace.
delationshipping by tlane February 15, 2008

daylationship 

A relationship that only last one day
“Remember when you and Anna first dated?”
“Oh you mean our daylationship!”
daylationship by JTRHack July 28, 2018
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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