10 definitions by The worst English student

corporate christi

A corporation who thinks their policies are holy, almost a body of religion. Variation of Corpus Christi from Christianity.

"This company is getting that Corporate Christi mindset with some of these new policies."

A threesom comprised of furries.

"I was surprised that the two furry girls at the party would agree to a menagerie-a-tua with me."

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

"I'm not suffering from scribes constipation, I just haven't had the time to write."

"She got a face full of trouser snake venom."

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."