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"Depretist" - A writer or author (regardless og genre like novelist,playwrights and etc.) whose body of work is charactetized by overwhelmingly, brutally depressive and hopeless themes. A creator of literary despair whose books make the reader feel genuine, crushing bleakness.

Note 1: This term describes the emotional impact and worldview of the writing, not a specific literary genre. A Depreturg is not necessarily a playwright, a romanticist, or a tragedian — those terms define form and style, not the sheer level of devastation inflicted on the reader.

Note 2: It comes from Russian "Депретург" (депре + тург, on english depre+tist). The word comes from "депрессия" ("depression")
Steinbeck isn't just a classic American novelist; he's a top-tier depretist.
Поэт Максим Горький - популярный депретург
Depretist by Mersy Hatton May 28, 2026
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Depressticles 

When your testicles are very depressed because you can't get no pussy.
Person 1: "Hey, you look depressed? What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Oh nah man I just got a case of the depressticles".

depressturbation 

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed, oftentimes using your own tears for lubrication.
I was all alone in my room, and crying, so I resorted to depressturbation and listening to Coldplay to take my pain away.

depresstale

An AU created by YouTuber LeoYoshi54321 based around Undertale and being depressed.
I love 'Orange Juice'! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Depresstale Papyrus' is great straight from the source!

Depreciation

(v.) The act of depreciating, is lowering the value of an asset with a calculable value. This mostly refers to the value for old items falling as the demand for them wanes.
There is a lot of depreciation to be considered on the prices of cars where the manufacturer constantly changes the look. 50's, 60's and 70's Mercedes-Benz were almost unchanged, right down to the starting point for change- the headlights. This means that such collectors items are worth more (when inflation is added) then current Mercedes will be at that age. Since BMW likes to change appearance more often, thier cars depreciate more.

Depresstitution 

The act of pretending to have, or greatly exaggerating depression/anxiety, in order to seem popular or gain sympathies from your peers. Rampant among high schoolers.
Jackie’s Snapchat story last night was just a bunch of ridiculous depresstitution. She’s just trying to get in with the cool kids
Depresstitution by Cuttyboiz April 22, 2019

to depreciate (so/ st) 

The opposite of to appreciate.
To depreciate (so/ st): "I can't believe she did that! I really depreciate her behaviour!"