Sorry guys, I can't play with you, I orange juiced my computer

So I woke up and expected to get a glass of orange juice like I always do, but my roomate's whore of a girlfriend drank all of it, infuriated, I did what anyone would do in that situation.......I came in her oatmeal of course :)


"Good Morning Delilah, How's Breakfast :D"

I need some Orange Juice stat before i come down!

Dude, I feel kinda bad drinking this orange juice, but it's just so delicious!

mom: dont forget to drink your orange juice!

Sue: you know that ginger Stan?
Barbara: yea, what about him?
Sue: I was bored so I gave him one helluva bj and was surprised with a mouthful of Orange juice. It was as tasty as could be!

1. that juice over there is orange, but does not contain oranges.

2. may i have a glass of orange juice?