depressturbation 

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed, oftentimes using your own tears for lubrication.

I was all alone in my room, and crying, so I resorted to depressturbation and listening to Coldplay to take my pain away.

depressturbation by famousblinkadam May 26, 2011

Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.

Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.

Depresturbation by Matres May 7, 2013

depressterbation 

verb:
To masterbate while crying. The ultimate expression of depression and self loathing.

He couldn't bring himself to suicide so he sat in his room and depressterbated.

depressterbation by Licensed Wordologist July 3, 2003

deprasturbation 

The exponential degradation of penile satisfaction resulting from frequent or excessive masturbation over an abbreviated period of time.

Shane experienced periods of deprasturbation during his girlfriend's absence while on spring break.

Not using lubrication during masturbation may lead to pronounced deprasturbation.

deprasturbation by smishshorshon March 25, 2011