depressturbation 

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed, oftentimes using your own tears for lubrication.

I was all alone in my room, and crying, so I resorted to depressturbation and listening to Coldplay to take my pain away.

depressturbation by famousblinkadam May 26, 2011

Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.

Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.

Depresturbation by Matres May 7, 2013

depressterbation 

verb:
To masterbate while crying. The ultimate expression of depression and self loathing.

He couldn't bring himself to suicide so he sat in his room and depressterbated.

depressterbation by Licensed Wordologist July 3, 2003

deprasturbation 

The exponential degradation of penile satisfaction resulting from frequent or excessive masturbation over an abbreviated period of time.

Shane experienced periods of deprasturbation during his girlfriend's absence while on spring break.

Not using lubrication during masturbation may lead to pronounced deprasturbation.

deprasturbation by smishshorshon March 25, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004