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Depressticles 

When your testicles are very depressed because you can't get no pussy.
Person 1: "Hey, you look depressed? What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Oh nah man I just got a case of the depressticles".

Depriestified 

Verb: To be stripped of priest-status and have your affiliations with the church severed.

This state of being entirely removes any rights or privileges one would have as a priest and is used to cast out those who would otherwise dishonour the church by assosciation.
i.e. "The two monks who were responsible for the assassination attempt were depriestified in a public ceremony meant to heap shame upon them."

Also:
Scholar 1: "The public ceremony was a key part of punishment for high crimes during the medieval period. For example, one would have the flesh stripped by hot pincers, then have a molten lead, sulfur cocktail poured into the open wounds, how horrible!"

Scholar 2: "Quite right my chap, but imagine the pain and anguish that would come with being depriestified in a time where so much relied on your status."

Scholar 1: "Is depriestified even a word?"

Scholar 2: "It is at UW."

Smart Ass Scholar: "I'll put it on Urban dictionary later."

Scholars 1 and 2: "Quite right!"
Depriestified by Clep October 3, 2010

deprestidigitation

Depression, when the magic goes out of digital life.
She had been enthralled with Facetime, Zoom, texts and emails, yet now was overwhelmed with deprestidigitation, yearning for a touch, a smile, eye-contact, the unfiltered sound of a loving voice.

Depressichino 

A person who is usually abnormally happy or smiley that suddenly becomes 'normal' aka depressed
"Amelia has turned into a depressichino today"
Depressichino by Shusshii July 6, 2021

Deprestion 

An illness that develops from losing too many games at competitive shooters. One suffering from this illness may present certain symptoms like Arthritis and hallucinations featuring ducks in your peripheral vision.
Jonathan has Deprestion
Deprestion by DuckyBoy123 June 6, 2018

Depresstitution 

The act of pretending to have, or greatly exaggerating depression/anxiety, in order to seem popular or gain sympathies from your peers. Rampant among high schoolers.
Jackie’s Snapchat story last night was just a bunch of ridiculous depresstitution. She’s just trying to get in with the cool kids
Depresstitution by Cuttyboiz April 22, 2019