Depressticles

When your testicles are very depressed because you can't get no pussy.

Person 1: "Hey, you look depressed? What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Oh nah man I just got a case of the depressticles".

by CockyForMyPocky April 26, 2017

depressedticles

When you are sad for two reasons:
A) You are a girl
B) You're a guy and you just lost your balls.

"Dude I'm depressedticles,I Just lost my balls"

by intohugger4 January 22, 2009