Dauced

Dauced is when you’re so fucked up on something that there’s no return, you’re more than sauced. You’re just DAUCED.

“Imma get so dauced tonight, bro”
“Let’s smoke and get dauced af”

Dauced by Daucedbb November 29, 2019

deuced out 

A flexible and general term used to describe the act of figuratively or literally crushing. This implies some form of victory and the true words/meaning it represents can only be understood through the context in which it is delivered.

"Alex, what happened last night with that chick you met?"
"Oh man, I went back to her place and deuced her out."

"Miles, how'd it go when you told her you like her?"
"Yeah, um, not so well. She doesn't exactly feel the same way. Yeah...so...she pretty much deuced me out."

"Ben, how did kickball go today?"
"Our team fucking sucks. Nobody can catch the ball and the girls don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We got deuced out."

deuced out by The Gentlemen At November 6, 2008

Duced-Up

A profound regret and embarrassment caused by the creeping, heavy stench of an un-planned, ill-timed yet unavoidable "number 2" restroom visitation; commonplace in fast-food restaurants, college dormitories and other semi-intimate settings with notoriously poor air circulation.

I don't think I got the job, I bad duced-up at the break. WTF, who puts the shitter that close to the kitchen...? Everyone just scattered...

Duced-Up by YAWA August 11, 2016

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? 

JOKER:
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Line habitually used by the Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Tim Burton's Batman. Best movie in the franchise, pre-Christian Bale.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? by Fearman May 28, 2008

Just Danced Out

When you've played Just Dance so much that you get tired out

"Bro, can we stop playing Just Dance now? I'm Just Danced out!"

Just Danced Out by GotNoChipsBruther November 24, 2019

get deuced 

to get fucked over so bad by something or someone and have no choice but to accept it.

"man its 8:00 and we're not off...I'm sick of gettin deuced." happens daily in the lives of members of the 502nd Infantry Brigade at Ft. Campbell, KY

get deuced by na$ty nate and junior July 12, 2006

Deuced 

Pasted Tense of Deuce. Fucked. Owned.

Man, I just got fucking deuced!

Deuced by Your Almighty God July 15, 2006