Deuced

Pasted Tense of Deuce. Fucked. Owned.

Man, I just got fucking deuced!

by Your Almighty God July 15, 2006

Deuced

1. To take a dump so extreme it is devilish.

2. To take a shit with intention of harm or vandalism.

Dude 1: I was at a party last night and some dude was passed out. And this other dude thought it would be funny to deuced all over his chest.

Dude 2: A Cleveland steamer at a party? That is some straight up gangsta shit son.

by Jon Nesovic February 25, 2012

Deuced

A word used to emphasize the total vale/expense spent

"That escalade is DEUCED"

"Bought this house last year, it was plain back then but ive deuced the fuck out of it since!"

by Gston Bear From Australia December 21, 2010

deuced out

A flexible and general term used to describe the act of figuratively or literally crushing. This implies some form of victory and the true words/meaning it represents can only be understood through the context in which it is delivered.

"Alex, what happened last night with that chick you met?"
"Oh man, I went back to her place and deuced her out."

"Miles, how'd it go when you told her you like her?"
"Yeah, um, not so well. She doesn't exactly feel the same way. Yeah...so...she pretty much deuced me out."

"Ben, how did kickball go today?"
"Our team fucking sucks. Nobody can catch the ball and the girls don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We got deuced out."

by The Gentlemen At November 6, 2008

deuced biscuit

Its what happens when you get owned by something

Stephen got his biscuit deuced by 151 an natty light

this deuced biscuit just got stuck in the face with a plasma grenade

by blazincaucasion June 2, 2010

deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two

Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

Deuced out

To be entirely void of fecal matter for ready expulsion; to no longer be able to deuce.

Marcus would have settled down on the john again for round number two, but he was all deuced out.

by Dragondave December 9, 2008