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mud dauber 

The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.
Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”
mud dauber by Gilligans island October 13, 2018
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Mecca dauber

In the context of the Arctic Monkey's song, Mecca Dauber refers to a large male organ - the Betting Pencil to a small one.
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?
Mecca dauber by Booshete' November 21, 2010

get dabbed on 

Another way of saying "get destroyed" but more polite.
Old Lady: Oh no, I dropped my cane
Gamer: get dabbed on
get dabbed on by the apple juice November 27, 2020

dabbed out 

When you are dabbed out, you are so high due to taking dabs (Butane Hash Oil) that you are in a state of (semi/un)consciousness.

It this level of high, the user is unable to take another dab, thus "dabbed out".
Tony: "Oh man it's so late but I haven't even caught a buzz yet... Are you tryin' to do another dab?"

Blake: *zzz*

Tony: "BLAKE! Wake the hell up man..."

Blake: "Wha-... Oh shit. Sorry man I've been smoking all day, I'm dabbed out."
dabbed out by ace1023 October 21, 2013

dauberkartel 

brazilian cartel smuggling drugs through emigration
1: wow, is he really a member of the dauberkartel?
2: yes he is.
1: amazing. i heard they move to other countries to sell drugs!
dauberkartel by @Holshobb November 10, 2022

hervis daubeny 

Hervis Daubeny is a brave, intelligent and handsome warlord of Ashfield, formerly a member of Blackstone Legion.
Although of his handsomeness, he won't show himself unless it's urgent.
Holden Cross: Daubeny! Daubeny show yourself!

Hervis Daubeny: What, fight you? That's not a trial, that's an execution.
hervis daubeny by Warlord Daubeny February 24, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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