Skip to main content
Verb: A politically correct way to describe that you or someone else has made intimate contact with another person. (Useful in work environments)
I danced with your mom last night. We did the Horozontal Mambo. -or-
After getting drunk at the bar, Bill danced with that ugly bitch Jane on the couch downstairs.
Urban Dictionary Merch

Danced Her Under The Table 

When you grind, or freak with someone at a dance, club, party, or any other gathering of people.
Wow. Liana really got freaky last night!
Yah, Wesley totally danced her under the table.

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? 

JOKER:
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Line habitually used by the Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Tim Burton's Batman. Best movie in the franchise, pre-Christian Bale.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

Just Danced Out

When you've played Just Dance so much that you get tired out
"Bro, can we stop playing Just Dance now? I'm Just Danced out!"
Just Danced Out by GotNoChipsBruther November 24, 2019

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels 

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

Fast danced 

When an innocent victim has a dance performed on them, only by those who fit the description of the Acronym.
F-at
A-ttention
S-eeking
T-roll

The dance is identified by the dancer getting into a close proximity of the victim and violating their body with the vile moves of the dance, this involves rapid movements of the arms and pumping of the legs.
Victim: Damn, I really regret hitting the dance floor last night...

Friend: Why's that man? Get drunk and pull the old one winged fly?

Victim: Worse! I wasn't paying attention and i got Fast Danced from behind....

Friend: Man, that's rough!
Fast danced by Fred Gibbon October 19, 2008

flash danced

when your smoking a crack pipe and you accidentally get the lighter too close to the hole and the gas ignites causing a bright flash in your pipe
oh no Ryan, you just flash danced the fuck out that pipe. your cut off”
flash danced by izzyizawsm January 16, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next