DITL

Short for "day in the life". Said casually after you describe a particularly awesome or bad aspect of your day.

Paul: So you made out with 3 chicks today?
Eric: Yeah, just another DITL, bro.
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John: I ran over a squirrel this morning, then got a parking ticket again. Just another DITL ..

by acilegnaa June 13, 2010

ditlers

There are many other names for ditlers e.g. boobs, breasts, tits, diddies, bazookas, jugs. Basically ditlers are the female lumps on their chest.

Bob: "Jordan has very big ditlers."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."

by BoblinaJolie April 3, 2009

Ditlev

Ditlev is a cool guy, he also have a large penis

Ditlev is great

by JJTAG101 January 21, 2017

DITLO

Day in the life of

Check out my new DITLO video

by somatosensation December 20, 2010

ditlax

A purple man with unknown but ominous motives

"Hey have you seen liam lately?"

"Oh No... he must have wanderered near ditlax territory again....."

by Causaltree October 9, 2021

Ditlev

Ditlev is the kind of guy that you see in a bar, and instantly know what you're looking at.

Shy, no social skills (unless there is some alcohol in his system) and least of all fully on retarded.

This lanky fucker will suck dick for a penny and scare you (due to the fact he looks like slenderman).

Anders: We shouldn't be in the woods at this time...

Kalle: Yea i know, i've heard rumors about slenderman running around and grooming young boys around here.

Anders: Nah that's just Ditlev -_-

by My parents mistake August 23, 2022

Anton Ditlevsen

Anton Ditlevsen is a human beyond everyone else, hes proberbly the best handball player to ever exist and so in every other sport. He has the biggest dick according to sources (Penis in hindi). if ever in doubt, just know Anton is there to save the day. Btw he is the future king of Denmark and if not, atleast the King of Ebberup.

Anton Ditlevsen is the King of Denmark

by Theroyalkingofdenmark April 17, 2023