Ditlev
Ditlev is a cool guy, he also have a large penis
Ditlev is great
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Ditlev
Ditlev is the kind of guy that you see in a bar, and instantly know what you're looking at.
Shy, no social skills (unless there is some alcohol in his system) and least of all fully on retarded.
This lanky fucker will suck dick for a penny and scare you (due to the fact he looks like slenderman).
Shy, no social skills (unless there is some alcohol in his system) and least of all fully on retarded.
This lanky fucker will suck dick for a penny and scare you (due to the fact he looks like slenderman).
Anders: We shouldn't be in the woods at this time...
Kalle: Yea i know, i've heard rumors about slenderman running around and grooming young boys around here.
Anders: Nah that's just Ditlev -_-
Kalle: Yea i know, i've heard rumors about slenderman running around and grooming young boys around here.
Anders: Nah that's just Ditlev -_-
Ditlev by My parents mistake August 23, 2022
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Ditlev Helmuth
A person, whom is so cooked in the head, that he is very stupid. Ditlev complains about everything, and even more when he is in Italy. Ditlev is so stupid he bought 2 wedges, without even having a golf bag, such stupidness. When people set their life goals, they think "Don't be a Ditlev Helmuth". Fuck Ditlev Helmuth.
Ditlev Helmuth by DitlevHelmuthHater69 September 28, 2022
Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen
A Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen, is a definition that describes something so ugly and gay, that James Charles is straight compared to a "Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen". Furthermore it describes someone who is cooking to the max. In addition, a person who is a"Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen", is one who relies on their mother's money. If possible, stay away from people who fits this utmost terrific, disgusting and terrifying description.
Holy god damn dude, I just met the most ugly stupid person, I am sure he was a "Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen", LETS RUN AWAY!
Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen by Stonilover December 8, 2022
ditlers
There are many other names for ditlers e.g. boobs, breasts, tits, diddies, bazookas, jugs. Basically ditlers are the female lumps on their chest.
Bob: "Jordan has very big ditlers."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."
ditlers by BoblinaJolie April 3, 2009
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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