squirrel

Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...

"Damn, look what that fuckin squirrel made me do..."

by Stinko Man February 05, 2003

squirrel

to squirrel, squirreling, the act of being distracted in the middle of--wow, something shiney!

while giving that definition, i totally just squirrelled.

by GISSUM December 31, 2009

squirrel

a person who gives alot of blow jobs.
they alway have a mouth full of nuts

guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts

by squirrel..................J.K!!!!!! May 25, 2006

squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

squirrel

A cute bushy tailed animal that sometimes take over entire planets by hijacking nasa equipment

Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.

by Red Squirrel January 05, 2004

squirrel

Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.

That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.

by xsenia January 13, 2005

squirrel

a person who is constantly listening to you and whenever you do something weird he says IM CALLING PETA

Chris is a squirrel!

by diabetes ) December 06, 2018