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dislaxed 

The act of becoming unrelaxed. The state one enters after being relaxed.
Dude! I was chillin'!! Why you come up in here with your B.S.?
Now you got me all dislaxed!
dislaxed by Oldbull June 24, 2009
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Something really really awesome. originated on Long Island. usually said by kids who think they're really cool but sometimes aren't as cool as they think, and/or those people who are just on that line between normal and fucking retarded, they don't actually have a mental disability but they're as dumb as humanly possible.
"Yo man i just aced a social studies test and i suck in social studies!"

"Dirtlax bra!"
DirtLax by the*warlock March 24, 2009
Dilaxika is an amazing girl. She’s very cool and smart. Dont mess with her unless you want to die!! She’s never wrong. If you hurt her then karma will get you. If you’ve got her in your life then you’re the most luckiest person on the planet.
“Even the devil is scared of dilaxika, so dont fucking mess with her”
Dilaxika by Saniyan November 23, 2021

dislaxic 

comes from term LAX (la crosse)

dislaxic is when you are bad at LAX, you are dislaxic.
Yo, bruh. You suck at LaCrosse you're dislaxic.
dislaxic by bear93 January 25, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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