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dislaxed 

The act of becoming unrelaxed. The state one enters after being relaxed.
Dude! I was chillin'!! Why you come up in here with your B.S.?
Now you got me all dislaxed!
dislaxed by Oldbull June 24, 2009
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Something really really awesome. originated on Long Island. usually said by kids who think they're really cool but sometimes aren't as cool as they think, and/or those people who are just on that line between normal and fucking retarded, they don't actually have a mental disability but they're as dumb as humanly possible.
"Yo man i just aced a social studies test and i suck in social studies!"

"Dirtlax bra!"
DirtLax by the*warlock March 24, 2009
Dilaxika is an amazing girl. She’s very cool and smart. Don’t mess with her unless you want to die!! She’s never wrong. If you hurt her then karma will get you. If you’ve got her in your life then you’re the most luckiest person on the planet.
“Even the devil is scared of dilaxika, so don’t fucking mess with her”
Dilaxika by Saniyan November 23, 2021

dislaxic 

comes from term LAX (la crosse)

dislaxic is when you are bad at LAX, you are dislaxic.
Yo, bruh. You suck at LaCrosse you're dislaxic.
dislaxic by bear93 January 25, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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