A magical utopia that American pundits like to point to.
Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.

Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.

Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!

Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!
by Oscar MacGorden April 11, 2012
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The country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink from the age 13).
Teenager in Denmark: "Hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka for tonight? - Oh right, I'm 16 now, I'll just do it myself"
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Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach
Person 1: Yo I was in Denmark this summer
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
by SultanDenmark April 5, 2005
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The cradle of all ciivilization. The girls are all tall blonde babes and the fellz are all hot professor types who knows karate.
Oh teacher, who invented fire?

-Nobody knows, but it was somewhere in Denmark.
by bookworm2000 May 31, 2008
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proven to be the happiest place on earth, ina international survey.
Danes pay up to 60% in taxes- but minimum wages are much higher than forexample american minimum wages. so it balances itself out. health care is free, and the personal freedom by far exceeds what many countries allow. (with the exception of the dutch, probably) This does not in any way increase drug use, not crime or violence.
Also, Denmark actually have much milder winthers than many of the U.S. states.
man, I'm freezing my ass off, I really should move to Denmark! there I'm also allowed to speak my mind without being arrested!
by mr american March 3, 2009
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1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills

* Danish spelling is Danmark
Denmark is beautiful.
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!
by Seawolf DK April 13, 2005
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Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest ones are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand.

Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.

Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)

The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.

In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.

During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.

Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.

Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
American guy - I was in Denmark this summer, it was AMAZING!

Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?

American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
by StingKing2016 June 10, 2016
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